Barack Obama’s Recliner VS Osama bin Laden’s Recliner
Ever wonder what kind of recliners powerful men lounge in? Do their recliners have more cushion, secret compartments, cup holders and popcorn holders? Are they upholstered in the finest leather from around the world? Do they boast the best reclining mechanism? We can only imagine what their recliners are like.
That’s right, we can only imagine. Let’s imagine what two powerful men’s recliners are like. Say, Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden’s. Why them, you ask. Well, if we’re comparing imaginary recliners, might as well compare those supposedly owned by people on the opposite sides of the spectrum, so to speak. Obama is the most powerful man in the world and bin Laden is also powerful, albeit in a notorious and violent way. We could talk about George Bush’s recliner but he won’t be able to send fighter planes out at will so we’ll nix that. Obama and bin Laden it is.
Barack Obama’s Recliner
What would the most powerful man in the world have for a recliner? Of course it would be upholstered with top-quality leather from the best shorthorns and jersey cows of the Wild West. Okay, leather from just one breed of cow, take your pick. Leather always has that sophisticated look and we’re talking American president here. Shorthorns, lay down your lives and hides. It is for a good cause.
The cushion would most probably be memory foam because NASA came up with that technology and Mr. President is their boss. He’d have their best memory foam technology secrets, perks of the job.
The recliner would have a cup holder for a supersized drink and a snack table attached to the arm. I reckon he’d want to watch them Hollywood movies with an all-American burger and fries combo. On the other recliner arm, he’d have a mini-computer system where he can govern state affairs while watching the tube and listening to what people think about him, his administration, and what he’s doing with the government’s money.
I daresay the recliner would have a parachute installed in it. Why? It’s best to be ready for anything crazy. A secret compartment on the arm with the snack table would conceal a gun. What? Yes, a gun. Who knows someone will slip past security with one of those non-metallic guns. (Are those real or just in movies?) The president can just laugh and introduce the would-be assassin to his pistol. Or a different kind of gun, whichever.
Osama Bin Laden’s Recliner
A world-famous terrorist enjoys notoriety but not exactly comfort. Since bin Laden is in hiding, we can’t really say he’s living in the lap of luxury even though he’s got money.
What would his recliner be like? It could be upholstered with leather though not as fine as President Obama’s. Bin Laden doesn’t have a lot of access to quality cows where he’s hiding so he’d have to make do with whatever’s available. However, he can accessorize with multicolored rugs woven by creative Afghan weavers. He’d have that ethnic flair where Obama has sophistication.
Bin Laden’s secret compartment on the recliner arm would probably contain al-Qaeda’s plans for the next 5 years or so. Don’t be surprised if you see blueprints of buildings and such. A copy of information about all of al-Qaeda’s members since its inception would be hidden in the recliner upholstery. Why would he have valuable information hidden in a recliner? Don’t ask. Terrorists are weird that way. I think he’d also have cash stashed somewhere on the recliner. It’s not like he can just prance into a bank and ask to make a withdrawal.
He’d have a gun hidden somewhere on his recliner. Or a bomb. What’s a terrorist without his weapons of warfare anyway? His ottoman would also be a nice hiding place for a number of other explosive devices. This way, if he has to make a quick getaway without retrieving valuable documents hidden in the recliner, he can just blow it up and send the much-coveted information to ash oblivion.
Now, imagine Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden reclining side by side, each with their unique recliners. I wonder how many would get tickets to see that.








